Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 17, 2024

Saves on razors and cream, Woodstock.

Then why do they have razor sharp claws? ;)

Birds moult, they don’t need to shave.

Nowadays you can change what you are you just got to be woke!

That was NEARLY a close shave.

March 27 2000 Big Nate

Maybe if the bird is a goose which shaves.

How do you think they get goose down for pillows?

Not even the Hairy Woodpecker?

Couldn’t hold a razor with a wing, anyways.

Snoopy’s right, probably for the first and last time.

Be grateful, Woodstock!

^^ Indeed, it aint all that it’s cracked up to be, Woodstock. Grew a beard 25 years ago so I have less to shave, at least.

Birds don’t shave. Birds molt!

In today’s world men can get pregnant.

“Charlie don’t surf”. ~ Col Kilgore “Apocalypse Now”

Good point…

At last! We finally know what kind of bird Woodstock is. He’s a bearded reedling (Panurus biarmicus), also known to us non-squeamish Europeans as a bearded t*t. The mystery is: how did a Eurasian bird get into an American comic strip?

The thought animals shaving makes me question life itself.

Then again, in today’s world, you might identify as a …

Obviously: Just beakause.

Bird hippies didn’t shave:

Https://Www.gocomics.Com/peanuts/1967/07/12

Not even the wingless ones with hairy feathers?

The only reason they don’t shave is because they don’t have any razors, or mirrors for that matter

Trade with ya. You can shave an I’ll FLY !

OMG This is so relevant for today.

Don’t take it so hard, Woodstock.

What about bald Eagles?

Do bearded lizards shave?

“You’re a man, and men don’t get pregnant.”

Yeah, and if they did, they couldn’t fly.

Tell him, and neither do dogs, Snoopy.

Woodstock would be a naked bitd

Tennessee Bird Walk birds walk around with no feathers in their dirty underwear.

Sometimes, I wonder about the context of their conversations.

I completely expected the “You can’t change what you are” thought to be politicized here. :/