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Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 22, 2021

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    carlsonbob  2 months ago

    With that much food consumed, how many brown piles did he leave on the field?

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  2 months ago

    Yeah, can’t forget the gum. What about the sunflower seeds, Linus?

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    TheRealGasterBlaster  2 months ago

    My gawd, that’s a world record! :D

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    SWCarter  2 months ago

    Not bad for a 12 game season.

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    therese_callahan2002  2 months ago

    Here in Boston, he’d probably scarf Fenway franks by the score.

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    The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago

    They keep going flat.

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    Its just me  2 months ago

    Could never see the point in chewing any kind of gum.

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    Decepticomic  2 months ago

    Just imagine what Linus could’ve done if Charles Schulz had lived to see and use smartphones.

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    Troglodyte  2 months ago

    That just kind of burst poor Snoopster’s bubble! :D

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    Darryl Heine  2 months ago

    The bubble gum must have come from the days when baseball cards had sticks of gum inside.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  2 months ago

    but how’s his hitting?

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    jagedlo  2 months ago

    Was Linus Bill James before Bill James?

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    littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    All that gum should slow the ground-balls down a bit, I would think.

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    dflak  2 months ago

    I like the arcane statistics announcers come up with. “He bats three points higher against left handed pitching in away games played in the month of August.”

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    bbenoit  2 months ago

    At least it’s just bubble gum. I remember at Red Sox’s/Yankees game where Reggie Jackson was playing 1st base and swallowed some of his chewing tobacco. Gross, but funny as hell for a Sox fan.

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    Ellis97  2 months ago

    Snoopy should be kept away from the concessions.

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    gantech  2 months ago

    No wonder people hate statisticians…..

    But then of course, 96.3% of statistics are made up on the spot…

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    ah-hee  2 months ago

    But does Fenway have frosty mugs of root beer?

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    donwestonmysteries  2 months ago

    But Snoopy was the shortstop and led the team in caught balls, and runs home.

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    this is summerdog  2 months ago

    Not only that, but it is Milk Bone flavor gum which is VERY hard to find, and the price has skyrocketed!

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    geese28  2 months ago

    Snoopy has a bottomless pit for a stomach

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    I❤️Peanuts  2 months ago

    Snoopy will need all those stored calories because now he can’t open his bubblegum covered mouth.

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    knight1192a  2 months ago

    Yeah, don’t bug the best player on the team with his statistics for fielding, batting, and stolen bases.

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    Charlie Brown fan  2 months ago

    Good grief!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  2 months ago

    Snoopy leads the league in calories consumed. Which would be impressive if he were a sumo wrestler.

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    But what was his batting average?

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