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Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 29, 2019

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    you’re so going to blow the case, Snoopy

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    jpkansas78  3 months ago

    When you talk to the head of the school board, don’t forget to tell them the story of The Great Pumpkin.

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    Are these quotes coming from a book of legal quotations or a TV show or something?

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    OdieFan  3 months ago

    Wonder why Snoopy prefers harder mysteries

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    Looks like Linus is doing all the legwork for this case…

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member 3 months ago

    For all the help he’s been, I hope Snoopy is doing this case pro bone-o.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  3 months ago

    I think they might have a case.

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    Earnestly Frank  3 months ago

    THE GREAT PUMPKIN IN TWO DAYS!!

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    Bruce388  3 months ago

    Snoopy’s competence in the law is just as impressive as Lucy’s psychiatric accomplishments.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Allegedly actual courtroom statements:

    Q: “The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn’t it? You too were shot in the fracas.”

    A: “No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval.”

    Q: What is your date of birth?

    A: July fifteenth.

    Q: What year?

    A: Every year.

    Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

    A: Yes.

    Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

    A: I forget.

    Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?

    Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

    A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

    Q: And why did that upset you?

    A: My name is Susan.

    Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

    Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

    Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

    Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

    A: Yes.

    Q: And what were you doing at that time?

    Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

    A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

    Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

    A: No.

    Q: Did you check for breathing?

    A: No.

    Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

    A: No.

    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk, in a jar.

    Q: But could the patient have still been alive, never the less?

    A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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    hagarthehorrible  3 months ago

    Snoopy, I thought All those Joes and Reos make sense in battle field turf.

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