Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 30, 2016

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 7 years ago

    You don’t. You tell them it was destroyed by a deranged, deluded stalker.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  almost 7 years ago

    How much does a piano like Schroeder uses go for?

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    JohnFarson19  almost 7 years ago

    Chuck would be more impressed if it was Schroeder got a pic of Joe Schlabotnik.

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    WMORAN1  almost 7 years ago

    How do you explain to an eight year old who ‘Joe Garagiola’ was?

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Happy retirement Joe!

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Wow. Two punchlines.

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    summerdog86  almost 7 years ago

    Shouldn’t the piano company include pictures of famous piano players and composers? Makes more sense. How about a buy-one-get-one-free sale? Just in case a tree eats one of them?

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    Cronkers McGee  Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Yes, Schroeder, I would like to hear the explanation also. Maybe the insurance company will add to your policy, kite and piano eating tree coverage with a deductible of $50.00. See if you can add it.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    At lest he’s not ordering from Acme.

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    38lowell  almost 7 years ago

    …and, send the bill to Lucy’s parents.

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    Kip W  almost 7 years ago

    Is this when Snoopy began his long association with Met Life?

    (“Here comes the world-famous insurance claims adjuster to knock down some frivolous allegation about a toy piano.”)

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 7 years ago

    Joe popped up in a bunch of “Peanuts” episodes over the years. For example, February 6th, 1988.Sally: “Our teacher wants us to write a ten-page report about a famous person. I chose Joe Garagiola.”Charlie Brown: “He’s a perfect choice. I’ll be anxious to read it.”Sally: “First I have to ask you something. Who was he?”

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    Jogger2  almost 7 years ago

    Schroeder is beyond a toy piano. He should order something better.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 7 years ago

    Schroeder could borrow/buy one of Snoopy’s pianos. Although I’m sure he has several, I’m not sure what level in his doghouse he stores them…

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    ChessPirate  almost 7 years ago

    “Dear Valued Customer: Acts of Lucy not covered. Have a nice day. Piano Insurance Company”

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    mccollunsky  almost 7 years ago

    The Lucy plan is part of any good insurance

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    Fair point, Schroeder.I think real pianos are beautiful and maybe one day Schroeder will get to play a real

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    Dragoncat  almost 7 years ago

    Farmers Insurance would understand. They cover almost anything, because they’ve seen almost everything.

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    Doctor11  almost 7 years ago

    That would be a tricky one to explain.

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    tea62  almost 7 years ago

    Old Joe is still alive.

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