Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 03, 1999

Transcript:

Lucy walks up to the pitcher's mound. She wears a cap and glove. Lucy says, "Hey, manager, are we ahead yet?"<BR><BR> On the pitcher's mound Charlie says, "No, we're not ahead, and we probably never will be ahead!" Lucy says, "are we behind?"<BR><BR> Charlie says, "Yes, we're behind, and we'll probaly always be behind!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "Any more questions?" Lucy says, "How have you been?"<BR><BR>