Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 03, 1981

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty stands at the teacher's desk and says, "Ma'am, report cards will be coming out this Friday, right?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty asks, "Is there anything I might do to get a better grade?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty looks shocked and says, "A thousand word essay on Herman Melville?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty admits, "Well, actually, what I had in mind was maybe emptying a few wastebaskets . . ."<BR><BR>