Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 06, 1972
December 05, 1972
December 07, 1972
Transcript:
Lucy follows Linus and says, "You have to give me a Christmas present! It says so in the bible!"<BR><BR> Linus sits in a chair and opens a book. He says, "You're bluffing . . . The bible says nothing about giving Christmas presents!"<BR><BR> Lucy replies, "It doesn't?"<BR><BR> Linus holds the book up and says, "You can't bluff an old theologian!" Lucy sighs.<BR><BR>
Presents only exist because parents come up with the naughty-and-nice thing to excite kids and keep them on good behavior… but fun!