Pat Oliphant for June 22, 2012
Eric Holder: And we'll call it Operation Fast and Furious! Barack Obama: Brilliant! Let's get it done! FBI Agent: Two messages, boss - first, them guns we slipped into Mexico to trace the drug kings... well, they got away from us. We lost 'em. Holder: Good grief! What's the second message? Agent: The House Republicans want to thank you for having such a dumbass idea in the first place. Holder: What am I supposed to tell the President?? Agent: Yez might suggest executive privilege. Punk: Or take the Fifth (same thing). Attorney General Holder has an idea. Enter Agent Murphy. If anything can wrong he makes sure it does.