Pat Oliphant for February 22, 2012
Transcript:
Dog: That Romney guys is so smarmy. He patted my head and stuck his face in my face and said... Mitt Romney: Ah, Michigan! I love the big lakes and the little lakes and the trees, yes, I love the trees and Detroit and cars. I loves cars and Michigan! I love Michigan! See, I'm a regular person, just like you! Dog: Oh, my - and what did you say? Dog: Nothing. I bit him. Dog: Well, speaking of smarmy, would you bite Santorum? Dog: Aw, I dunno. Romney didn't taste too good... but I hate to think what Santorum would taste like.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 9 years ago
He’d taste like brown disgusting frothy stuff.
leweclectic almost 9 years ago
to Ans. your question: Is a dog an unclean animal?
1. Yes, if you’re a Muslim.
2. No, only certain 2 legged ones are.
3. Depends upon whether his living quarters have a "Doggie Parlor & Bath.
Ans. to character question.
1. Yes, a dog has a character, known as the dogs master.
2.
emptc12 almost 9 years ago
And what would Triumph the Insult Comic Dog say? Wouldn’t it have been interesting to have Triumph instead of Trump offer to moderate one of the debates? Or at least have the former interview the latter? The mind boggles…
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Dogs have infinitely more character, dignity and morality than today’s crop of manufactured Rethuglicans.
Yontrop almost 9 years ago
Lately, I’ve noticed a lot of disrespect for many of our national leaders. I wonder why?
Simon_Jester almost 9 years ago
Don’t bite Santorum, you’ll get rabies.
cartwrights almost 9 years ago
Sounds like another veiled reference to Santorum’s “google problem.”
gmu328 almost 9 years ago
Actually the lifting the leg is to symbolize pissing on Santorum. Great editorial!
Alexander the Good Enough almost 9 years ago
I believe Mr. Oliphant owes me a new keyboard & monitor. He just caused me to spray frothy brown stuff, Frappuccino™, all over them… Nasty.
Funniest ’toon evah!
Uncle Joe Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Wow! Great set-up for the Santorum reference. Tying that intolerant, control freak to such a term was the best thing Dan Savage ever did.
pirate227 almost 9 years ago
Santorum would taste like Santorum of course. Ick.
Dtroutma Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well, the fire plug IS brighter, and just as proper a “target”.
dfowensby almost 9 years ago
i don’ t get it. of course, i don’t watch Faux sNooz, or the gop comedy hour(s). i’ve given up, and am just waiting for this cr*p to be over, so we can get on with obama’s next 4.
agate1 almost 9 years ago
See,I’m a regular person just like you. I’d be happy to have a Swiss bank account that would have landed Al Capone in the lock up. Uh, I guess he didn’t have Romney’s accountants.
walruscarver2000 almost 9 years ago
Wrong verbage. It’s not is getting: it is has gotten, past tense.
charliekane almost 9 years ago
Nice try.
Meiskey almost 9 years ago
Pat,Good one!
Simon_Jester almost 9 years ago
Uh huh….keep telling yourself that.