Pat Oliphant for September 21, 2011
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Transcript:
Republican: Look, I've seen all the Palins and Bachmanns and Gingriches and Cains, etc., that I ever want to see. What else you got? Surprise me! Dealer: Wellsuh... we got a nice, second-hand Mormon you might like - not exciting, but good hair. High mileage but runs OK. Republican: Aw, jeez, I dunno... and? Dealer: Over here we got... a Paint Creek Perry. Never lost a race, they say. But also ain't never run outside Texas. Republican: I'm doomed, ain't I? Punk: 'Fraid so. Welcome to the Republican stock show.
And ain’t neither of them capable of running the country worth a lick.