Pat Oliphant for November 30, 2009
President Barack Obama: Wow! Do you think I could get on a reality show? Tareq Salahi: Nothin' to it - ya don't have to be important. Just rent a tux and act important and you're in. Michaele Salahi: The Secret Service. Wadda they know? Middle Eastern Man: It's true - I got in with this outfit. Punk: You may already be in one, sir. State Dinner - Sit up straight be nice.