Pat Oliphant for May 11, 2009
Dick Cheney: They asked me who I'd rather be with, Colin Powell or Rush Limbaugh, and I said you, Rush, because you're a real Republican! Rush Limbaugh: Here, Dickie-boy, lemme give you a hug! Dick: I love you, Rush. Rush: I love you too, Dickie-boy. And I never did like that wimpy Colin. Dick: Will you marry me, Rush? Rush: I would in a moment, Dickie-boy, but I'm against same-sex marriage...it's a matter of principle. Dick: Are you going to let some stupid principle stand between us?? You don't really love me at all! (sob) Rush: Dickie-boy, I must free to follow my dream of being the world's greatest bonehead...don't you see? Punk: You're there Rush!