Pat Oliphant for February 19, 2008
John McCain: Now what?! Men: Some pansy liberal like McCain will try to normalize relations! What will become of us? Obviously it's some godless commie trick! Quit? Now who'll be our hate object? Invade the sumbitches right now, I say! Fidel Castro: Look at those conservatives jump, Raul - timing is everything! Punk: You shouldn't tease those poor Republicans like that.