Pat Oliphant for January 17, 2008
Mike Huckabee: Brethren - I have told everyone (and I think they bought it) that I, President Huckleberry, have no intention of allowing my Christian evangelist faith... to in any way influence the many decisions I will be making as President. Well, nothin more than rewrite the U.S. Constitution a little, so's it more closely resembles this here Bible! Here's a hymn - just a little thing I wrote myself - "Smite For Me the Romneys and McCains, O Lord". Punk: Right Christian of you, Huckleberry.