Pat Oliphant for October 30, 2006
Donald Rumsfeld: OK, here's our next move... we grab all the Democratic candidates off the street and fly them to an undisclosed prison in an un-named foreign country... no warrants, no court orders, no charges, no nothing. Hold 'em there until after the election (torture optional). George W. Bush: Rummy, that's brilliant! Can we do that? Rumsfeld: We already did it to habeas corpus, remember. Punk: Goodbye, Republic.