Pat Oliphant for June 23, 2004
Saudi man: And what did we learn in Saudi religious school today? Child: Allah says we must hate America and love terrorism. Man: Very good!.. And? Child: Allah says we must reject and destroy all democratic and civilizing influences. Man: Wonderful! And? Child: Allah says we must behead all infidels. Man: Ah! And what else? Child: We must convince the infidels we are trying to reform. Punk: Try all you want.