Pat Oliphant for August 04, 1999
Farmer: Now we're going to have to spray for politicians. Politicians: We're from the government and we're here to help! Would you hold up a dead ear of corn while we look concerned? And we'll talk to you about more low-interest loans. This way with the cameras. We got a couple of real ones right here in the field. Punk: For a moment I thought you had locusts. Character: A locust would starve out here.