Pat Oliphant for June 10, 1996
Bob Dole: Hi! I'm Bob Dole running for president and I'd like your vote. Man: Oh, yeah? Well, I've been lookin' for Bob Dole. And you ain't Bob Dole! Bob Dole: Of course I'm Bob Dole. Man: Y'ain't neither! I knew Bob Dole. Bob Dole was a friend of mine. I voted for Bob Dole for thirty years, and you ain't no Bob Dole! You're just a man that's what! Bob Dole: I am too, Bob Dole- look! Here's all my identification! Wait-I'll tell you some one liners. Man: I bet he's down at the legion post.