Pat Oliphant for February 16, 1994
Man 1: In view of the threat of a twenty million dollar lawsuit. Woman 1: We think it is in the best interest of the games. Man 2: That dear little Tonya. Man 3: Be allowed. Woman 2: To skate. Man 4: In Norway. Man 5: Thank you. Punk: What's sport got to do with it? Suddenly, some thug rushed in, and kneecapped the entire U.S. Olympic Committee.