Pat Oliphant for February 10, 1992
Japanese Men: Ah - so sorry to insult your rousy work ethic! Ha. Ah- so sorry to call you backward irriterate! Ha. Ah - so sorry to call you a racial inferior! Ha ha. Woman: Unless you can come up with something better than, "Oh, yeah? - Your mother wears army boots!" just forget it. Man: But did you hear what those little ****** said? Little Man: Ah, so - perhaps you have baseball team for sale? Punk: I can get you a great deal on the Washington Senators!