Pat Oliphant for February 05, 1992
Man: Sorry, Mr. Buchanan - you're trapped here forever! Mrs. Shamir: Yitzhak, you stay out of the sun! Yitzhak Shamir: Aw, mother. Japanese Man: Ah, so. American: Hey, how come I never thought of this? There's an upside to ozone layer depletion. Politicians will have to remain in their rooms. Yitzhak Shamir's mother won't let him go outside to build any more settlements. The Japanese will have yet another product to sell to the razy American worker. And some parts of the world can disregard the warnings altogether.