Pat Oliphant for February 03, 1992
January 31, 1992
February 05, 1992
Transcript:
Religious. Friendly - big, toothy smile. Affair-proof riveted steel pants. (only lusts in his heart) Athletic - runs to point of collapse. Helpful - builds homes for the needy. Kind - wouldn't hurt a bunny rabbit. Punk: Tell him we already have a malaise. Help! I keep dreaming of the perfect candidate...
