Pat Oliphant for September 21, 1988
Michael Dukakis: Oh, God, please don't let him do the good sport handshake bit! Please don't let him bounce out there in the middle and offer the handshake! I can't shake from here, and I can't walk out there and look up and shake hands. Please, God, not the handshake! Not the handshake!! Please, please, please, please, oh, PLEASE! Vice President George H.W. Bush: Heh-heh and now... The handshake. Punk: Coming to you from ground zero.