Pat Oliphant for December 26, 1985

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Joseph: Stable rent based on double occupancy - $200 per night. Straw for creche in room - $25 - Jeez! Lowing cattle - 3 at $19.50 each - what?! Feed and accommodations for donkey - $62.95. Charge for extra person arriving after hours - $28.00. Decorations - $150. Toys, $180 - Toys?! Presents for wife - $300... Punk: American Express is threatening me with extermination for late payment! Little Creditor: And that's only our first notice, dead beat! Joseph checks the bills - an Apres-Christmas tradition is born...