Pat Oliphant for December 11, 1985
Political Officials (Within Capitol Building): Who us? Listen to the AMA? Choke. Who, us? Coff coff. What? Inhibit your right to free expression? Gasp. Gasp. Ban cigarette advertising? Choke. Hak. Coff. What smoke? Little Man: Got a match? Punk: You and an undertaker!