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Pat Oliphant for January 16, 1985
Student (writing): Dere America sivel libbtiz onion. Hep. I are being held agens my wil in this sckool and the teecher keep serching me and tak away my pot and my sigeret papers and my drugs also my nife and my gunn and tel me shut up and lern you pimpley ofe. How can a persen lern under this hear sercumstanses? They has take away my rittes an libbtiz. How I can-not grow up an bee a lawyar or a anker man on TV. Is this a sckool or a prissen? Thank you. Yors truley Robert Nokkdonger III age 15. Punk: You could be a drug runner or a pimp.