Pat Oliphant for January 09, 1985
Attorney General Edwin Meese: Who's on first? President Ronald Reagan: No, that's Reagan. Meese: Then what's on second? Reagan: No, he was fired. Meese: Then where's Baker? Reagan: He's on third. Meese: Who's getting inaugurated? Reagan: No, that's me. Meese: So who's left? Reagan: I dunno. Meese: So I'm where? Reagan: No, you're Meese. Meese: Who? Reagan: He's on first. Meese: No that's Reagan. Reagan: Then what's on second? Then where's Baker? Meese: No he was fired. I dunno. Punk: Bush! Little Man: No, he's on second.