Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 12, 2024

Don’t worry RJ, the Dark Side has cookies.

Though we keep the good ones for seasoned members, you’ll have to work your way up to get anything that isn’t raisin cookies.

Are those the cookies websites keep asking me to accept?

Carp eaters are on the dark side??

Carp? I thought they ate pineapple pizza.

… and that was such a long time ago in a galaxy so far far way.

I think you’re supposed to swap the ‘a’ and ‘r’.

Raccoons only have a few years to live.

Carp?

Hammy, you’ve just explained soooo much about the SW movies.

Carp Vader?

I’m sure the carp will have something to say about this.

Given the prevalance of fish fraud, we’ve probably all eaten more carp than we know or care to think about.

Fish bones stuck in his wind pipe could explain why his breathing sounds that way.

Jolly Rogers?

That doesn’t exist here in the Outer Rim.

Comic characters have eternal life.

Jolly Rogers? What no pirates?

Jolly Ranchers are candy – Jolly Rogers are either Pirate Ships or Fred Neighbors

I love oatmeal raisin cookies

There’s some dispute as to whether Vader eats anything.

The dark side can be fun. I’m thoroughly grey myself.

I have a T-shirt that reads: “Come to The Dark Side——-We Have Loki and Cookies!”

Verne, turtles outlive humans. Besides, you’re a toon turtle.

No Twinkies or Yoo-hoo? Pass

No Yoo-Hoo?! No deal!