He can hibernate longer now?
Why is he awake?
Heck, it’s 11:10 PM here.
Why am I awake?
They are considering offering a major in procrastination, but, somehow… they just haven’t quite gotten around to it yet. Next term for sure.
Today he can only do four months.
Slacking and Snacking ! RJ is that when you found out about the Twinkies ?
But if one hibernate 7 month , that means one has not eaten in 7 months. Such a dilemma for the slothful but gluttonous.
Seven months? Sounds like quite a sleep.
I majored in aerospace engineering in college. I took up space.
Two, four, six, eight, how long can you hibernate? One!
[wait one month]
Wait, did Hammy just correctly state the first four even numbers? The world has definitely gone bonkers!!!No, never mind, I’m sure he’s just reciting the rhyme and has no idea those are proper numbers. Two, twelvetyteen, fivetysix, hundredyeight just doesn’t have the same rhyme factor.
I’d like to hibernate until Jan 20 2021
…or at least until nov 3rd.
June 23, 2017
June 25, 2017
July 23, 2017
October 20, 2017
November 14, 2017