Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 01, 2016
verne: the powerball is over a billion dollars. hammy: what's a powerball? verne: It's a tax for folks who can't do math. hammy: I'm in! verne: the odds of winning the jackpot are over 250 million to 1. hammy: That's like eleventy seventy over twelveteen! rj: I like those oods! hammy: winner! verne: losers!