Overboard by Chip Dunham for December 06, 2019

You know you’re on a pirate ship, right?

Lucky for you Scratch didn’t decide to play “Elf on the Plank”…

He also took your dignity.

Scratch don’t play that.

This way, Scratch can make sure you buy him something he really wants!

As soon as the elf said “kittie” his fate was sealed!

Oh my gosh, a lady elfit!

Don’t mess with Scratch, he rules!!

Thank you, Mr. Dunham. Most items on my computer are happiness draining, but I come here and through pirates, dogs, and a cat I find some sunshine in almost every day.

What I’ve learned from Overboard is that thieving pirates can be good people. Misbehaving dogs are just big puppies. And filthy rats can make nice neighbors.

And cats? Overboard tells me cats are $%^& that we should all hate.

[Later, when the elves have gone and no one is looking]

[sound of yarn being batted around, and a contented purr]

I think you insulted him, lol!

This is definitely Scratch in all his glory. Yet I still love him! :-)

Cats who put on their own pants to not play with yarn.

I’m beginning to like Scratch. He’s like a Clint Eastwood of the feline world!!

Don’t stereotype me ya punk elf.

Scratch is a true cat. Give him a gift and he either turns up his nose or attacks you. DOGS RULE!

Hmmmm….I may have been wrong about Scratch….

Scratch is a study in opposites. He is NOT likeable (to me) but I can’t help but hope he wins…occasionally.

Scratch has a reputation to keep. Good evening, Crew!

Yup—Scratch ain’t your average kitty …

Happy Friday, Crew.