Last time I tried that with a cat, I got the same sparklies as I got zapped with a zillion volts of static electricity…
And besides, you gotta do something more extreme to make the switch happen, like run into each other at full speed, or plug a defective appliance into an outlet at the same time that electrocutes you both. Work for it.
Nope, it’s just another manic Monday.
…wish it was Sunday, that’s my fun day, my “I don’t have to run” day!