Here we go with the text. The woman never gets called anything but ‘Dear One’ so that’ll do for a name.
First Row, Left
Little Allright: ‘’Tis said that true love never runs smooth. I’ll have to watch this. Maybe it’s different in Toy Land.’
Dog: ‘What I’d like to know is, how can his heart pine for her when he’s made of hickory?’
Wooden Soldier: ‘Be sweet dear one, my heart pines for thee.’
First Row, Center
Little Allright: ‘And she didn’t say ‘this is so sudden’.
Wooden Soldier: ‘Come! My friend Alderman Oakman will tie the knot.’
Dear One: ‘Sure.’
First Row, Right
Dear One: ‘Oh, dear! I haer Pa coming.’
Pa, an Iron Man: ‘Hi! Come back!’
Second Row, Left
Dog: ‘Papa has an iron constitution.’
Little Allright: ‘Yes and he’ll get ‘em if we don’t help.’
Pa: ‘Just because he’s got some brass buttons painted on his chest you think you’ve got to marry him.’
Dear One: ‘Darling, Pa is in hot pursuit.’
Second Row, Right
Pa: ’I’ll scorch the paint off this dandy of yours.’
Dear One: ‘All is lost.’
Third Row, Left
Dear One: [ As Allright ties up Pa ] ‘Oh! It’s allright allright!’
Third Row, Right
Little Allright: ‘I hope he don’t burn a hole in the carpet.’
Pa: ‘!!!!’
Dog: ’I’m glad he’s a steamer man ‘stead of a electric one or he might shock us.’
Bottom Row, Left
(Silent panel)
Bottom Row, Center
Little Allright: [ Tying Pa to the top of a steeple ] ’We’ll heave him up here to cool off his towering rage while the ceremony is performed.’
Bottom Row, Right
Narration Box: ‘And the ceremony was performed by Alderman Oakman and they lived happily ever after.’
Oakman: ‘Man and wife.’
Little Allright: ‘Oh joy!’
Winsor McCay
Here we go with the text. The woman never gets called anything but ‘Dear One’ so that’ll do for a name.
First Row, Left
Little Allright: ‘’Tis said that true love never runs smooth. I’ll have to watch this. Maybe it’s different in Toy Land.’
Dog: ‘What I’d like to know is, how can his heart pine for her when he’s made of hickory?’
Wooden Soldier: ‘Be sweet dear one, my heart pines for thee.’
First Row, Center
Little Allright: ‘And she didn’t say ‘this is so sudden’.
Wooden Soldier: ‘Come! My friend Alderman Oakman will tie the knot.’
Dear One: ‘Sure.’
First Row, Right
Dear One: ‘Oh, dear! I haer Pa coming.’
Pa, an Iron Man: ‘Hi! Come back!’
Second Row, Left
Dog: ‘Papa has an iron constitution.’
Little Allright: ‘Yes and he’ll get ‘em if we don’t help.’
Pa: ‘Just because he’s got some brass buttons painted on his chest you think you’ve got to marry him.’
Dear One: ‘Darling, Pa is in hot pursuit.’
Second Row, Right
Pa: ’I’ll scorch the paint off this dandy of yours.’
Dear One: ‘All is lost.’
Third Row, Left
Dear One: [ As Allright ties up Pa ] ‘Oh! It’s allright allright!’
Third Row, Right
Little Allright: ‘I hope he don’t burn a hole in the carpet.’
Pa: ‘!!!!’
Dog: ’I’m glad he’s a steamer man ‘stead of a electric one or he might shock us.’
Bottom Row, Left
(Silent panel)
Bottom Row, Center
Little Allright: [ Tying Pa to the top of a steeple ] ’We’ll heave him up here to cool off his towering rage while the ceremony is performed.’
Bottom Row, Right
Narration Box: ‘And the ceremony was performed by Alderman Oakman and they lived happily ever after.’
Oakman: ‘Man and wife.’
Little Allright: ‘Oh joy!’