Ollie and Quentin by Piers Baker for January 29, 2020
Transcript:
Television: We interrupt this program to bring you extraordinary LIVE footage of a bizarre scene being played out in the skies over our town... it appears a seagull and some kind of worm are fighting over who should wear a cap and the enraged worm has jammed it down hard over the gull's eyes. The main concern for b=Bigley Bay Residents is that the, now sightless, bird is flying dangerously close to power lines which supply us all with...
Those two… ha ha ha!
Looks like Nobby is going to have to give them another “talking to”!