Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 22, 2024

cats are jerks

Cats must man customer service phone mazes.

You just cannot ignores Ninja Sloth, cat. You not even knows when he there and when he gone.

I must be part cat, I am too

Aren’t we all most of the time?

shouldn’t he be laying om the keyboard so no human could use it?

Yet, he felt the need to share that fact.

Congratulations, Kitty. You’re now a customer feedback form.

I’m doing the same thing.

Cats is so ignorant.

ah! so maybe it was a cat that caused the big crash recently!

Wow! Multi-dissing on a grand scale.

Of course, you are. You’re a cat.

More evidence that Microsoft’s Windows development team consists of cats…

You do “cat” well.