Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 15, 2024

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    MichaelAxelFleming  3 months ago

    My girlfriend used the same ploy, but it was not my enormous plumage that gave me away . . . .

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 3 months ago

    LOL!

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    Freebyrd1  3 months ago

    He probably didn’t want to win

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    just hold a book in front of it ʷᶦⁿᵏ

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member 3 months ago

    Cue Carly Simon:

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Well colouring is wrong. Peafowl females is green not blue. Males is blue.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Is that a fan you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?

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    walstib Premium Member 3 months ago

    N – B – C

    (Youngsters can give me the “OK Boomer” now, I don’t mind).

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    P-fowl are nasty. They:

    Sit on your roof (yes, they fly, but not great) and squawk like somebody is getting killed, especially in the middle of the night.

    They will see their reflection in your car, think it’s another P-fowl, and completely destroy your car.

    They are agressive, and will chase you down and start pecking you.

    Poop everywhere.

    Sit in the middle of the road, deliberately blocking traffic.

    P-foul are everywhere in S. Fla, and are a protected species.

    The only good thing about the birds is that they are pretty to look at (from a distance), and they eat iguanas.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    His ego will give him away every time.

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    Spiffy  3 months ago

    Schwinggg!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Ha! Playing hard to get is much much harder for a male!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Peacockboo, I see you.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nice one, Mark!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member 2 months ago

    Flattery will get you everywhere. LOL

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