Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 27, 2024

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    PaulAbbott2  4 months ago

    “Creepy Crawly, creepy crawly, creepy creepy, crawly crawly…”

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    Anyone here know of anyone who has actually cooked a spider?

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    I’m hoping this isn’t the answer to today’s Frank and Earnest.

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    Spider burgers?! With legs and eyes?!

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    saylorgirl  4 months ago

    Eww…no thanks, I’d rather starve.

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    Vilyehm  4 months ago

    Great big hairy spider sitting on the grill

    Got to add paprika, rosemary and dill.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    nummy-nums

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    Kornfield Kounty  4 months ago

    The only thing worse would be Bundy Burgers and the secret ingredient of ashes from Marcy’s dead Aunt Toonie? (Married with Children)

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    There’s a good amount of protein.

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    backyardcowboy  4 months ago

    Eat enough of it and you’ll be able to shoot web out your….. um….

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    mrsdonaldson  4 months ago

    I expected, “Yay pizza!” to be the result of that find.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Yuck.

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    Chris  4 months ago

    eew… :p

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    Znox11  4 months ago

    There goes art imitating life again.

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    bbbmorrell  4 months ago

    This is going to make the burgers at this afternoons cookout taste funny.

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    Joan Tinnin Premium Member 4 months ago

    What a horrible cartoon

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 4 months ago

    Always wondered where Shelob ended up after The Lord of the Rings.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 4 months ago

    Spiders get into the starter mechanism on my BBQ. I have to pull out the starter and blow into the opening with some canned air, clean off the starter, then replace it. Sometimes I have to buy a new one…

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    Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago

    I understand they’re attracted to the propane. Good eatin´ though!

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  4 months ago

    Yellow jackets!

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    waes-hael  4 months ago

    Tastes just like chicken…

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    You vill eat ze bugs.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    I’ve never felt the need to convert my meat into carcinogenic compounds but I’m just healthy that way. :)

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    Thehag  4 months ago

    My first apartment I made waffles from scratch then found out tiny ants had got into the syrup and didn’t have any jam so…:)…syrup didn’t taste any different.

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    wildlandwaters  4 months ago

    It’s his new secret recipe!

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    posstockhoarder  4 months ago

    For afters they will have Crunch Frog and Cockroach Cluster chockies!

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    SULLY!!!  4 months ago

    I am sure I might have probably. I like eggs so Problem in some eggs I grilled one up and ate it.

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    SULLY!!!  4 months ago

    Opps sorry I spelled everything wrong!!!

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    wordsmeet  4 months ago

    They must’ve doused the “burgers” with lots of ketchup :P

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    cpetrosky Premium Member 3 months ago

    does getting a dead roach on your plate of restaurant food count?

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