Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 23, 2024

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    Ratkin  3 months ago

    Oy vay!

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    That’s not how it’s pronounced, is it?

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    Hello Everyone  3 months ago

    When is passover, by the way?

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Eh? What be thees?

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Quick, crush a box of Matzo and fling the crumbs out the door. Note – NOT the door for Elijah.

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    walstib Premium Member 3 months ago

    I don’t see any Cardinals.

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    And they had tweeted the invitations out too.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Your guests have arrived.

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    dflak  3 months ago

    The Last Supper was a Seder. Seders are supposed to be family events with the elders passing down the tradition of the Exodus to their children. Were there children at the Last Supper? Did they “hijack” the afikomen and hold it for “ransom?”

    Leonardo da Vinci didn’t seem to think so. Nobody sat around the table; everyone sat on one side.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 3 months ago

    No no it’s spelled Cedar

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 3 months ago

    “OK, which one of you is Elijah? And no ‘Spartacus’ moments, please.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Oh, how could Jew?

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wow. Don’t speak too loudly near any big college campuses nowadays. Not too fond of Jews.

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    These folks must be Jewish if they’re celebrating passover.

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    Hitchcock reboot?

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Who invites birds to a Seder? That’s completely meshuggah .

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    jmcenanly  3 months ago

    They could have spelled it with a ‘c’ and gotten aromatic lumber

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    cyndefrizzell  3 months ago

    Today

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    catmom1360  3 months ago

    Give the little guys something.

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