Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 05, 2024

Caffeine shock.

Ninjitters.

Slothspresso.

Must have been a strong dose. Hang on, Sloth!

Ah yes. The return of ninja sloth returns again!

Coffee as I like it

…werbul werbul…

WIth a cup as big as the guy’s head, no wonder Sloth got the shakes!

The over caffeinated ninja sloth

…and it probably scalded a bit going down.

Cccccoffffee Jjjjjiiiitttteeerrs for Ninja Sloth.

And now he’ll be even faster!

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later!

Let’s see what happens when he nabs some jalapeño nachos.

Too much caffeine, Ninja Sloth?

If he shakes like that, he might be seen.

so when he grabs it does it become CLAWfee

Not sure why anyone would choose a seat beneath Ninja Sloth.

Ninjava.

He won’t have time to make it to the ground to poop.

That ninja sloth doesn’t need caffeine.

Ha! I do love Ninja Sloth.

Obviously, not decaf.

Nabob Sloth.

I didn’t know that a ninja sloth could vibrate.