Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 28, 2023

No I believe you forgot to say anything about that.

You forgot to show him the off switch.

And those are leather seats!!!!

“I’ll be back on Christmas Day! Which is 363 days away (leap year)!”

I really hate heated seats.

Heated seats are a bad idea. Just thing about this… It’s cold, and it’s raining, and you get into your car with a heated seat and drive to the store. When you get out of your car, steam is coming up from your backside. What are people going to think?

“And did I mention that this car has a really powerful defroster?”

Frosty had thought that there must have some magic in that old used car he found. (This is not a feature he dreamed of.)

Now we need a “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” miracle to bring him back to life from melting!

Another lost sale !

Bye-bye, Frosty. I for one like heated seats.

Uh-oh. Mr. Frosty was so excited he wet the seat.

Well…it cured Frosty’s hemorrhoids.

And so the story ends..

Priceless

Are heated seats really a thing? I never heard of them, but I haven’t looked for a new car in quite a few years.

I love heated seats, but while I had the idea a long time ago, I have been pleased they finally make heated steering wheels. I don’t like to drive in winter gloves. I love heated seats and steering wheels! Now we need to go back to buttons so I don’t have to take my eyes off the road to use the flat screen to change or turn anything off or on.

Frosty’s gonna put the puddle to the metal!!

Let’s crank up the AC and have a look at the numbers.

“If you had, do you think I would have gotten in?

Frosty will henceforth be known as Steamy!