Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 27, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member 11 months ago

    I got no beef with him.

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    Ubintold  11 months ago

    Got tired of Slimmy Jimmy?

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    Farside99  11 months ago

    And would you get ahold of what “it” wants “it’s” pronouns to be???

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    A Common 'tator  11 months ago

    A little help with the translation into English… please… Google doesn’t recognise American…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  11 months ago

    Yer all fatheads. Scram. Well, you, the spicy one, you can stay. The rest of ya beat it, ya bother me.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 11 months ago

    He became a “Butt” steak!

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    WDDIM  11 months ago

    “Call me Meat Stick, he said.” Some Melville novel, I believe.

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    MIHorn Premium Member 11 months ago

    Whatta buncha jerks.

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    Darryl Heine  11 months ago

    Slim Jims at a bar.

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    uniquename  11 months ago

    His real name is Willie McCoy.

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    HOTLOTUS1  11 months ago

    But what about this bar? Seems to be a meat market

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    Bill The Nuke  11 months ago

    I met an old shipmate whose wedding I attended. When I asked how his wife Cathy was doing he responded that Cathleen was doing well. I wonder if that’s his choice of names or hers. She was Cathy for the 2 years that I knew her.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    He must be “HOT” !

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    Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago

    Least it gives his Buddies something to chew about.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 11 months ago

    James needs a hipster beard though.

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    ehselin1967  11 months ago

    Slim Jim

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    He’s also started moisturizing.

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    Chris Sherlock  11 months ago

    “Slender James” doesn’t have the right sound to it.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 11 months ago

    I thought they were hand rolled cigarillos.

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