Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 11, 2023

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    fretlessman71  9 months ago

    And just what did he “click”?….

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    jasonsnakelover  9 months ago

    I could stand one of those things.

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    It’s called wet sheets.

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    seanfear  9 months ago

    there are – called “diapers”

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member 9 months ago

    At my age, I wouldn’t dare push the snooze button. Just sayin’

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    Superfrog  9 months ago

    An accident waiting to happen.

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      9 months ago

    if I were sleeping on my stomach, that CLICK would be my spine

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    One of the 12 monkeys  9 months ago

    Oh the Joy’s of getting old !

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    Ever wake up in a “puddle” of moisture?

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    ewaldoh  9 months ago

    I hope all you old guys have a happy PSA# to go with the levity … just saying.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  9 months ago

    Is that the “Rick and Morty” patented “W”-mouth I see in panel two…?

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    PaulAbbott2  9 months ago

    Sold! Where do I send the money? Price is no object!!

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    Oh, that would be handy!

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    JamieLee Premium Member 9 months ago

    I laughed so loudly I startled the dog!

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    goboboyd  9 months ago

    Answer ‘the call’… and grab a snack on the way back.

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    Steverino Premium Member 9 months ago

    Easy. Just join the Church of the Bladder Day Saints.

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    dflak  9 months ago

    I would probably do better if I didn’t keep drinking until the very moment I go to bed.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    That’s “gotta pee” something those tech whizzes should try to figure out.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    He was just having the weirdest stream.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  9 months ago

    There’s this low-tech device called a chamber pot, you know.

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    chief tommy  9 months ago

    I’d pay good money for this

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member 9 months ago


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    scaeva Premium Member 9 months ago

    No. No you don’t. Not unless you want to live on dialysis.

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    T...  9 months ago

    Just where was the snooze button he pressed? On the belly, perhaps?…

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    BigBoy  9 months ago


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    spaced man spliff  9 months ago

    There are bladder botox treatments. That works good on walking tours in places where there a few toilets (WCs)

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    aussie399 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Amen to that

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