Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 21, 2022

Terry misheard them say, “balls to the wall”

Won’t be able to unsee that.

Is this gonna go in the Louvre?

Penny got a lot more modeling gigs after the bough lift

Oh! Risque!!!

The natural tree!

Fir your eyes only.

By this metric, my cat is a criminal.

Does this make my cat a rapist?

Trees don’t really need all that ornamentation or decoration to look nice. You don’t have to dress them up. Au naturel is fine with pine (and other evergreens).

That takes a lot of balls.

Tree with ornaments off?

Nothing artificial about this!

Pure filth in a comic. What is this place coming to? And “sm*t” is a banned word here? Wow

Va-va – voom!

Shouldn’t there be a black bar over this cartoon… somewhere?

Oh, Fir shame!

Hey, is that a new bough or are you just happy to see me?

Bough-wow-wow.

Au Natural.

Oh, so that’s what they mean by a “trunk show.”

Yew all need to get your mins outa the woods!

Hubba Hubba

Groot porn

This is revealing but I went out on a limb for this opportunity.

What is the cat going to play with?

Just wait and see how excited they get when the needles fall off.

Ent porn.

“O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, With what delight I see you!”

Fake newds.

Unfortunately, this led her down a path to adult films. She became most famous for the series: “Francine Does the Forest.”

Aww, she’s just practicing for the Times Square ball drop!!!

This—is—hilarious.

I didn’t think he had the balls to pose like that

The Sally Rand of trees.

LOVE it!!