Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 19, 2022

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    MichaelAxelFleming  3 months ago

    You are getting veeeery sluggish . . . .

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    Darth_Walrus_1975  3 months ago

    Whoa!!!! That snail almost hypnotized me.

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    Superfrog  3 months ago

    He gave it a whirl.

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    He just decided to have an artist paint an optical illusion on his shell where it looks like it’s moving when it’s not.

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    boniface22  3 months ago

    That’s a good one Mr Parisi.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Like, far out man!

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Me just intrigued whether there’s ninja snail too.

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    Chris  3 months ago

    lucky guess…

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago

    Turbo got a new shell. (and a new job)

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago

    He’ll give you a post hypnotic slugestion.

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago

    Anyone remember The Time Tunnel??

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    Kinda reminds me of the snail that decided to go into auto racing. He painted a big S (for snail) on his racing auto. That way, the folks in the stands could say “look at that S car go”.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    If you move the comic (with your mouse) up and down just slightly and quickly, it produces a nice “spinning” effect.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    I also heard you’re always in a tizzy….

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    Nuliajuk  3 months ago

    It’s working.

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    jango  3 months ago

    Hey bud, my eyes are right here in front of you!

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Reminds me of …. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POh7qNVFIrg

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    made me feel sluggish

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 3 months ago

    And, by the look on his face, he’s tired of talking about it.

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    Stephen Gilberg  3 months ago

    Can he make it spin?

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    thejanith Premium Member 3 months ago

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

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    Muzi54  3 months ago

    Dizzy, I’m so dizzy my head is spinning,

    https://youtu.be/arpidGq8SlA

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    FrostbiteFalls  3 months ago

    That’s one thing he can do quickly.

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