Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 20, 2022

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Careful. She or he is just stringing you along.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  3 months ago

    You’re fine, Drum. It’s Bass who should worry about that.

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    That’s not true because they want you so low they can’t hear you.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    You are supposed to end that statement with a drum roll.

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago

    My name is Hans …………….Solo.

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago

    Obviously he’s never heard “Wipeout”

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    blackman2732  3 months ago

    He felt he was only good for no strings attached relationships.

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    joe piglet Premium Member 3 months ago

    He doesn’t know what his zodiac cymbal is.

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    davidjf44  3 months ago

    Don’t date guitar. Comes with strings attached!

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    Znox11  3 months ago

    I guess he was tired of beating his own drum.

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    loridobson Premium Member 3 months ago

    You could join a drumming circle and meet others of your own kind.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 3 months ago

    They were all the rage in the late 60s. In a Gadda Da Vida, Do What You Like and so on.

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    what a wipeout

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    Vilyehm  3 months ago

    Will he use protection, or play without a pick.

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    joegeethree  3 months ago

    Always thought the drum solo was for the other band members to slip away for a bathroom break.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Most love to march to the beat of your drum…

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Find yourself a nice Bagpipe. But only one with the proper Tartan of course.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Got tired of twiddling his drums.

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    PoodleGroomer  3 months ago

    The timpani always takes over.

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    Prawnclaw  3 months ago

    Should get a bit on the side……drum.

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    KEA  3 months ago

    Drum rings do. See ‘Count Me In’ documentary

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    joecoolfiftyfive  3 months ago

    Buddy Rich versus Gene Krupa – The Besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu1teeixmpw

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    StratmanRon  3 months ago

    That really only holds true with tambourines and accordions.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    “But I felt beaten down by the dating scene…”

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    I think he’s looking to snare someone.

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    toddqwilliams  3 months ago

    What about the Cowbell? I need more Cowbell!!

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    PaulGoes  3 months ago

    His dates keep telling him to beat it.

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    aerilim  3 months ago

    Maybe with some cowbell…

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    MissyTiger  3 months ago

    No sax tonight, then?

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    he’d do better if he didn’t travel to a different drum…

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    tinstar  3 months ago

    That doesn’t look like a good place to drum up a date, anyway.

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