Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 14, 2022

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    RobinHood  about 2 months ago

    Nobody is?

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 months ago

    He resists pier pressure.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 months ago

    They should dock him.

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    Always wait until AFTER you have had your coffee if you want to enjoy your mooring.

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    Superfrog  about 2 months ago

    Moor’s the pity.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Are you a Moorish person?

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 months ago

    But you’re quite a boring person at times.

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    Me_  about 2 months ago

    The result is an excuse for a triple-facepalm

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 months ago

    If this feeling changes his color, perhaps he’s a moodring person.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 months ago

    I get his drift.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    That’s why he always misses (or loses) the boat.

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    Stocky One  about 2 months ago

    The cartoonist’s original strip had a fellow with a party hat and noisemaker at a funeral – with the caption, “I’m not a mourning person.”

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    He gets that sinking feeling a lot though.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Life’s a beaching.

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    Znox11  about 2 months ago

    Been there…done that(almost).

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Okay, which one of you sent Mark a copy of the Henny Youngman joke book?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 2 months ago

    Without his coffee, he’s all at sea.

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    gammaguy  about 2 months ago

    And I’m not a mourning parson.

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    BigBoy  about 2 months ago

    But what sunk it ? Somebody’s got loose lips

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 2 months ago

    He’s not a boat owner, either.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    he really seems to have lost his moorings…

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    tinstar  about 2 months ago

    I’d say, “whatever floats his boat,” but, that apparently didn’t work, either.

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    tee929  about 2 months ago

    He was just slipping away……..

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