Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 17, 2022

One time I was in such rapid eye movement sleep that my eyes traveled at warp speed.

Oh, eye see.

Those guys are fast!

So that’s how people see things going on while they’re unconscious!

Hard to imagine a cornea joke than this one.

Holy Crap-nea!!! That’s some Sleep Apnea.

Of course it’s a learned family trait, it seems her husband has a wandering eye too.

Also love the etch a sketch used as a heart monitor.

Racing Eye Movement

Is she a Daysleeper?

She better hope her eyes don’t cross.

But it isn’t COVID.

Must be an eye-popping dream she’s having.

I wonder if Andy is goofing on Elvis in her dream.

Did someone drop their Mr Potato Head?

Don’t tell her husband, but she’s got wandering eyes.

@MarkParisi you just keep imagining better and better ones.

I wonder if she’ll fall in love with the first person to catch her eye?

Love these comments on the strip today! So many funny, creative people. [happy sigh]