Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 14, 2022

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    MichaelAxelFleming  4 months ago

    She’s hoping he’ll get an extention.

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    Can you go looking at her?

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    Gent  4 months ago

    I thought em smartyphones had no lines.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    You set me to vibrate!

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    Ubintold  4 months ago

    While walking even.

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    backyardcowboy  4 months ago

    “Here’s looking at you, Kid. We’ll always have Paris.”

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    Caught Sleeping  4 months ago

    IDK, kinda creepy if you think about it…

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    Lady loves a joke  4 months ago

    He just wants to touch her..screen.

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    Stocky One  4 months ago
    Every time you call me, I quiver all over…
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    dflak  4 months ago

    So, my charger or yours?

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    dflak  4 months ago

    I changed my ringtone to resemble a church bell. It has appeal.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    He has a camera in the back of his head to ensure it.

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    StratmanRon  4 months ago

    At least 58 times a day (according to Elite Content Marketer – and who could doubt THEM?!?)

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    Lee26 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hey! My apps are up here.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  4 months ago

    “Aaaah, I’ll bet you say the Samsung to all the Galaxies.”

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  4 months ago

    Love it. But most humans hardly stop looking at their phones. We need an implanted communicator, as in "Travelers.’

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    Swipe left.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Call somebody who cares, loser!”

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 4 months ago

    I only have eyes for you….SH’BOPSH’BOP SH’BOPSH’BOP SH’BOPSH’BOP SH’BOPSH’BOP………

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    Shikamoo  4 months ago

    Let’s facetime sometime.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  4 months ago

    Do phones have genders? In humans, usually the woman is on wine and the guy is on beer (or whiskey). But women do pick-ups as well (as I well know). With the plethora of gender IDs these days, I guess all they need to know is if their SIMs are compatible.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  4 months ago

    PICK UP THE PHONE, Sam; it sung!

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    He(?) seems to think that her(?) drink is a “pick me up”.

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