Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 14, 2022

She’s hoping he’ll get an extention.

Can you go looking at her?

I thought em smartyphones had no lines.

You set me to vibrate!

While walking even.

“Here’s looking at you, Kid. We’ll always have Paris.”

IDK, kinda creepy if you think about it…

He just wants to touch her..screen.

So, my charger or yours?

I changed my ringtone to resemble a church bell. It has appeal.

He has a camera in the back of his head to ensure it.

At least 58 times a day (according to Elite Content Marketer – and who could doubt THEM?!?)

Hey! My apps are up here.

“Aaaah, I’ll bet you say the Samsung to all the Galaxies.”

Love it. But most humans hardly stop looking at their phones. We need an implanted communicator, as in "Travelers.’

Swipe left.

“Call somebody who cares, loser!”

I only have eyes for you….SH’BOPSH’BOP SH’BOPSH’BOP SH’BOPSH’BOP SH’BOPSH’BOP………

Let’s facetime sometime.

Do phones have genders? In humans, usually the woman is on wine and the guy is on beer (or whiskey). But women do pick-ups as well (as I well know). With the plethora of gender IDs these days, I guess all they need to know is if their SIMs are compatible.

PICK UP THE PHONE, Sam; it sung!

He(?) seems to think that her(?) drink is a “pick me up”.