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Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 15, 2021

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 month ago

    I can’t even see the snakes. You should’ve drawn them. If I can draw snakes, a season cartoonist like you can do it.

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    Doug K  about 1 month ago

    Noah*: “Snakes! Why did I have to take snakes?”

    *Early ancestor of Dr. Henry Jones.

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I bet the mongooses aren’t hiding in the rear of the ark.

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    Compo Simmonite   about 1 month ago

    M R snakes M R not snakes O S A R snakes L I B M R snakes. RUN!!!!!

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 month ago

    LOL! too funny!

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    jscarff57 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    My guess is that Mrs. Noah made him keep them in a cage…

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    billdaviswords  about 1 month ago

    Actually the pigs would stomp the snakes to death, so…

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    thejanith Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Cute! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start a day.

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    Christopher Peckham Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Should read “Snakes on a ark”

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    vonskippy  about 1 month ago

    Don’t worry – Santa Claus is on board to keep the snakes under control.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    “Who let these mother#$*ing snakes on this mother#$*ing ark?” – S.L. Jackson

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  about 1 month ago

    Evidently, the snakes survived the flood.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Were many of these animals even know in the Gilgamesh original version (~3500 BCE)?

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    Caeruleancentaur  about 1 month ago

    What is a “season cartoonist”?

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Any cat I’ve ever owned has jumped straight up when encountering anything that looks remotely like a snake. I think it’s an instinct – a great many creatures have the same aversion.

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    SquawkTron  about 1 month ago

    Can’t say I blame them.

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    humorist54 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Noah’s wife should be on the roof. No, wait – she’d hop up there when she saw the mice!

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